chekovpoo:

"there will be free food"

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drunktrophywife:

When a popular blog reblogs your post

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piertotum-locomottor:

mind-blowing-hare:

exodisi:

effyeahcorn:

antitragedies:

plot twist: people begin to find you attractive in real life and not just on tumblr

Plot twist: People begin to find me attractive on Tumblr

Plot twist: People begin to think I’m attractive.

Plot twist: People begin to think

Plot twist: People.

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yeaga:

unholybreak:

erenishuman:

when ppl write “i probably hate you” in their tumblr descriptions

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Idgaf nigga.

(Not being racist, I call every one that)

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officialunitedstates:

yes hello I have some questions about the song hey there delilah.  he says he’s a thousand miles away yet he knows she looks pretty that night.  how?  seems kinda fishy.  is he using a telescope?  some kind of satellite?  how does he know

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